Do you want a taco???

An exchange that just happened between me and some random dickhead and his friend in a car at the end of my street just now.
The car drives by and the guy shouts out his window, "what's up!" 
When he sees that I'm startled he says sorry and pulls into the bank parking lot by the end of my street. As I'm walking the guy drives back and asks, "hey do you want this extra taco?"
I say no because FUCK THAT SHIT.
The dickhead in the car then responds with, "why are you so scared?"
This response pissed me off so I just said, "oh I don't know maybe you shouldn't be shouting to random strangers on the street at 1:30 in the morning."
Dickhead responds with, "why don't you go home and cry to your boyfriend?"
To then I respond with, "why don't you go and suck your own dick since no one else will do it for you."
You guys one day if you never hear from me again it's probably because I am DEAD.
Also, fuck creeps.