Is everyone out here racist?

If you couldn't tell I am going to try my best to actually update this blog because even after 4 years I still witness and encounter a lot of crazy people and people tell me all the time that I should blog about it, so here I am trying to start this shit up again.


Anywho, about a month ago I was waiting for the bus on Wednesday night around midnight. Out of nowhere I hear this guy say, "is everyone out here racist?"

I was very confused why this dude was saying this and was even more confused when I realized that he was talking to me.

He must have seen the confusion on my face and then he repeated himself, "is everyone out here racist?"
I responded with, "I am sorry I have no idea what you're talking about."
Random dude responded with, "It just seems like people out here don't like black people." Just in case you were wondering yes he was black. I looked around me to see if anyone was hearing our conversation because there were about 20 other people waiting around this bus stop. Sure enough I could tell that some people were listening to our conversation as it only got more interesting.

He then looked at me and said, "Is you married?" I said. "no." He then asked, "Is you single?" Lying I responded with a no again. THEN he asked, "Is you taken?"

At this point I just wanted to scream, "MOTHERFUCKER IS YOU SERIOUS????"

I don't know if I was more annoyed at the fact that he was stupid or the fact that he was just fucking stupid.

He said a few other things and I couldn't really understand him so I told him that I didn't understand anything he was saying and I think he could finally tell that I was annoyed. He looked at me and said, "Uhhhhh alright I'll leave you alone but you don't have a sister or a cousin that you could hook me up with??"

I didn't say anything else because I was blown away by what a huge idiot this dude was and how he was even talking to me in the first place because I was wearing a huge fur hood and you could only see some of my face.

I really wish I had a tattoo of a dick or something on my neck so that later if I did buy into his poor attempt at a pick up line that he would regret it and think of a more creative and more intelligent way to pick up women.