This past Saturday night I was out and about and these are all real things that happened while I walked to my bus stop from Clark and Addison to Clark and Belmont.
Some dude coming up to me and asking me how do I like my eggs and then asking if I liked them scrambled or fertilized. I immediately responded with, "get the fuck out of here."
Then some other dude called me mini-me. First off no short person likes being called mini-me nor is that a way to get someone's attention. Also, not the first time I've heard mini-me. Be original dude and seriously get the fuck out of here.
Oh and I saw some dude purposefully knock over a Chicago Tribune newspaper holder and then saw an undercover cop go after him. I'm glad they're keeping an eye out for the serious crimes on clark street. I guess that's why no one was trying to break up that fight in front exedus II because they were busy taking care of real shit like knocked over newspaper stands.
Wrigleyville you're killing it!
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