PENS

So last week this lady came into my store to look at pens. Now normally this would be fine except she took a whole half hour to look at them. She took every single color that we had and looked at herself in the mirror holding all the different colors. She then kept asking me what color I thought best suited her. After all that she left without buying a pen and I was kind of annoyed.

Tonight the same lady came back into our store to look at our pens. I made a comment about she came back and she responded with, "oh I'm not buying anything tonight."

She then took another 15 minutes looking at them in the mirror again and this time she made me hold each pen to see how they looked on another person. Pens. PENS! This bitch took this long to look at some fucking pens. If she had to take this long to even THINK about what pen she wanted to buy I don't even want to think about jhhow long it takes her everyday to try to decide whether or not she has to take a shit. BAH. ANYWAY she mentioned how she needed to go another pen store so I told her to go to the other pen store and if she was still thinking about our pens then her decision was made for her.

She answered with, "I know I've been thinking about them all week. Just thinking about them makes me happy."
Then she left without saying anything else. I like my job and all but sometimes the people that come in there make me want to stab out my eyeball with a butter knife.